Bad Pun Day!

by **Hyu-zu Eki** on Sun May 04, 2008 8:31 pm

Today being bad pun day, the person with the worst pun wins 100,000 Ryo and a secret jutsu! YAYAYAYAAYAY! (gay)

ok heres my pun

What do you call Money thats been in the Freazer? COLD HARD CASH! LOLOLOL

by **Kamen Kyubi** on Mon May 05, 2008 4:26 am

my pun is a classic but it still bad

why did the chicken cross the road? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!! lolololol *cricket sounds*

by **Konoshi Maria** on Mon May 05, 2008 10:57 am

well here is mine!

What do you call a blonde in a choir? RETARDONDO!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

(This does not include Maria Konoshi)

by Guest on Mon May 05, 2008 1:56 pm

What do you call it when a retard jumps off a bridge?

your mom

by Jiriya (Aoi) on Tue May 06, 2008 9:08 am

I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger.....then it hit me!
lol lol rotfl *kicks feet*

by Blaze on Wed May 07, 2008 1:42 pm

whats the highest level of patience?
drawing a fish on the wall and waiting for it to sweam away.
XD

by Jiriya (Aoi) on Wed May 07, 2008 2:19 pm

why was 6 afraid of 7?
because 7 ate( Cool

9 lol

by Shadow Wolf of za Pack on Wed May 07, 2008 2:24 pm

here's two:

1. Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger.

2. Did you hear that NASA recently put a bunch of Holsteins into low earth orbit? They called it the herd shot 'round the world.

by Jiriya (Aoi) on Thu May 08, 2008 7:02 am

by Drabz on Thu May 08, 2008 4:59 pm

3 for me

1.why did the dog get 4 fathers day gifts?
b/c he had 4 paws!

2. what do you call a gorrilla wearing earmuffs?
anything you want he cant hear you!

3. why do seaguls only fly over the sea and not the bay?
b/c if they flew over the bay, they would be bagles!

HAHA!

by **Hyu-zu Eki** on Thu May 08, 2008 6:15 pm

1st one i odnt get, 2nd one is just stupid 3rd one i like

by Drabz on Thu May 08, 2008 6:22 pm

thank you ^_^

by **Retsu Kenty** on Fri May 09, 2008 5:07 pm

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

by **Axeldin Hirashi** on Fri May 09, 2008 9:10 pm

Two Eskimos were sitting in a kayak when they suddenly got cold so they lit a fire to keep warm, but when they lit the fire the craft sank proving that once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.